What’s the difference between a beautiful night and a horror night? Beautiful night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Horror night is...when your teddy bear hugs you BACK.
Doctor, Doctork I think I've been bitten by a Vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks!
Why arent't Vampire welcome in blood banks? Because they only make withdrawals.
While discussing horror movies, my friend asked me who my favorite monster from film is. Me: "Hmmm that's a tough one. I think I'd have to go with the vampire from Sesame Street." Friend: "What!? He doesn't count." Me: "Oh I assure you, he does."
What does the monster momm say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't speak with someone in your mouth.
What's empty-headed and orange and always tries to be scary? Jack o'lantern.
If there was a scary Halloween dessert that kept coming back, what would you call it? A boo-meringue.
Do you like punchlines about scary cows? I find them to be terror bull.
What makes cheese Frankenstein so scary? Because he's a Muenster!
